Upon waking in the morning,

To when your eyes close at night,

If you’re living with a Party Party,

You never really say goodnight.

It’s a funny story to tell,

It always starts out so well,

If you happen to hook up with a Pity Party,

You’ll find your life going swell.

But it never really lasts long,

In fact you oft find out its wrong, too late.

Pity Party’s don’t like to party alone,

Before long you will be their next fiend.